Melted

Oh dear lord. Tom Hiddleston, I will harmonize on with you all the days of our lives together. This. Is. Everything.

Sorry Chad. You win in both the beard and the already-married-to-me categories though...

ETA:

BUT WAIT! There's MORE - Velociraptor style. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT5s9HR21VE

Unfortch, Blogger can't find this one, but the link should work. 

I am a Hiddlespuddle.